The United Socialist States of Socialist America SA is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.192 billion Socialist America SAians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Socialist America SAian economy, worth 406 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,595 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Socialist America SAian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist America SA's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist America SA is ranked 128,912^th in the world and 693^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 12.44 flags saluted per person per day.